[White Bear]
Welcome to phone mart, how may I help you?
[Brown Bear]
iPhone4, where is the iPhone4? I need an iPhone4!
[White Bear]
Oh, I’m very sorry, we are currently sold out! However, we did finally get some more HTC Evo’s in!
[Brown Bear]
What! What is that? Is it an iPhone?
[White Bear]
No, it is that 4G phone, on Sprint!
[Brown Bear]
If its not an iPhone, why would I want it?
[White Bear]
Well, it looks similiar to an iPhone! But has a bigger screen!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
The internet speeds are around 3 times faster!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
It has a higher resolution camera on both the front and the back!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
And it doesn’t require you to be on Wi-Fi to use video chat!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
Its battery is replaceable as is the memory card!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
It is highly kazistable, everything to the widgets to the icons! The fonts and even has video wall-paper!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
The monthly bill is cheaper!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
It f***in prints money!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
It can grant up to three wishes, even if one of those wishes is for an iPhone!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
It has an app that will build you an island and it f**in transforms into a jet and flies you there.
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care!
[White Bear]
And its mother f***in indestructible!
[Brown Bear]
I don’t care about any of that!
[White Bear]
Okay, fine, then what the hell entices you about the iPhone4, if you don’t mind me asking?
[Brown Bear]
It is an iPhone!
[White Bear]
You do realize that doesn’t mean anything, its a brand, they could put out a f***in brick and call it an iPhone, if they wanted too!
[Brown Bear]
Yes! But its the best phone!
[White Bear]
Can you explain how?
[Brown Bear]
I can download apps to it!
[White Bear]
Big f***in deal! My eight year old nieces shitty boost phone has apps on it!
[Brown Bear]
Its 3g and have the WI-FI’s!
[White Bear]
What the f*** do you even know what that means?
[Brown Bear]
Um, it can, um it um!
[White Bear]
Listen, I’m out of the god damn iPhone anyway! I guess if your fine using AT&T shitty a** network and don’t mind out the a** plan and the phone, also don’t mind having a brand new phone that’s already ?beyond? the Curve, then I can put you on our reservation list!
[Brown Bear]
No! I’ll just try somewhere else, I have to have it today!
[White Bear]
Are you serious, not only are you so bad sh** stupid that you still want this device, you are also so retarded, that you think you can just f**in waltz into any store and purchase one on launch day without a Pre-order!
[Brown Bear]
Yes!!
[White Bear]
I think! I think I need to go chop off my own d*** now. Yes! I think, I will! I don’t need my children growing up in a world populated with dipsh***s like you.
[Brown Bear]
I need an iPhone4!!!
[White Bear]
Holly f** if you don’t leave, I’m going to f***in go find one for you, and shove it so far up your a**!
[Brown Bear]
I want the one with the bigger GB’s!!!
[White Bear]
Oh, god! I think I just had an aneurysm. I’m, I’m dying. Are you happy? Your f*** stupidity has killed me! Now, my god damn cat is homeless! I am no longer alive! I’m dead!
[Brown Bear]
I need the white one! Hello! I need one now, please! Can you waive the activation fee? Does it come with a case? I also need you to hook up my blue-tooth to it! Hello! Hello! F** it, I’ll go somewhere else! My sister said, Walgreen’s has them! Goodbye!
