发新话题
打印

无奖征集太祖天真言论

无奖征集太祖天真言论

茶多水少,喝着太腻,添点儿水吧,刚去找红烧肉的菜谱,结果看着看着我喷了 ,菜谱作者引用了太祖的一句话,我顿时感受到了老毛童真的一面,太祖啊太祖……你还能再无知一些,我撑得住 ,抛砖引玉了,上文!


 


“这是一道好菜,百吃不厌。有人却不赞成我吃,认为脂肪太多,对身体不利,不让我天天吃,只同意隔几天吃一回,解解馋。这是清规戒律。革命者,对帝国主义都不怕,怕什么脂肪呢!吃下去,综合消化,转化为大便,排泻出去,就消逝得无影无踪了!怕什么!”

Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

回复 3# yahoog 的帖子

黑总统还记得我呢,受宠若惊啊 ,最近是来得少了而且尽是潜水,发此帖也是一时兴起,活跃活跃气氛嘛


再透露个小信息,短信貌似也处在监控之中,含有敏感词的话死活都发送失败



[ 本帖最后由 bbmoz 于 2009-8-3 03:04 PM 编辑 ]
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

我再来一条:
“文字必须改革,要走世界文字共同的拼音方向。” ——<*敏感词*>
顺便提醒一下拥护简体邪字的同学们,你们所钟爱的只是一种彻底实现(事实是彻底失败)汉语拉丁化之前的临时替代品
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

楼上俩个还不错,希望楼下还能找出更好的,我特想看的那种一放出来就知道太祖没接受过正常教育的言论
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

回复 10# 66989 的帖子

这个典故出自哪里?
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

回复 11# zhuxinyun 的帖子 回复 12# leapriri 的帖子

着俩够猛! 我心甚欢!
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

楼上几位都辛苦了 ,大家伙挖臭帐的水平可以啊 ,恐怕也是毛<敏感词>犯二的次数太多了
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

回复 22# bluefull22 的帖子

你还能坚持看完呢?! 佩服……
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

回复 26# 李二叔 的帖子

呵呵,我想起潘冬子里那个吃西瓜的翻译官了
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

引用:
原帖由 tuzi735 于 2009-8-4 06:22 发表 就是你的签名图呀,呵呵,一个怎么够啊~ 我也来说一个:新华社---把地球管起来---毛毛


 这句够二……地球太不和谐了,还是让毛毛回火星吧

Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

回复 31# wreckage5106 的帖子

也可以称为人类的劣根性
Just because I don't have weapon,does not mean I can't fight back. -- Faith

TOP

发新话题