When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the
pearly gates, she was greeted by God.

"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your
work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of
you with that red bikini!"

Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you,
Lord..."

Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm
prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her,
Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the
children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael
Jackson appears next to Farah.