前面讲过的··········
俺逃过了演唱红歌········但···············
终究没有逃过观看红歌···········
今天单位上集体组织去看红歌········
是市上的红歌比赛·····
之前单位排练的节目也有参加(就是我调离的那个项目部演出的)···········
这是市里面统一组织的·········上点儿规模的企业,不分国企私企统一参加···········
俺这里是西部某省会城市·········
说说感受吧·······
一开始··········俺的心情简直就如同××OO时套套破了一样···········沮丧到极点········
我就干你大爷三回···········
可气的是········公司今天对年轻人统一放假一天···········
除非俺是干活的工人····或者40岁以上的工程技术人员···········否则········就去当观众···········所有领导全在··········公司董事长领队············
早上7点钟就去了·········
统一穿了工装···········你母亲的··········这么热的天气········让老子传长袖·············
我再你母亲一回的···········
先看自己公司的演练···········俺们当观众的也要打企业标识·······也要练练···········
这会儿还好········俺可以出个怪声什么的··········
等他们开始化妆时··········俺就去和MM们聊天了·········
但是,俺没有放弃一点点机会想逃离这个是非之地·········
也许········有个什么事情······比如某个MM的服装不合适···········道具需要更换··········
俺就可以借故离开·········即便再回来·····
也可以逃离“观众”的组织········行动会自由很多···············
可惜········神马机会都木有··········
小丫头小娘们们一个个化的和妖精一样··········那个小腰扭的········你爷爷的·········
到会场后·······
俺们当观众的一共有60多个········
傻乎乎的·······一人拿一个塑料拍手器············
剧场大概能容纳1600多人·········座无虚席···········
开始了············
妈的········第一首就是那个“你的名字比我生命更重要”的全球第一SB歌曲···············
俺就吐············狂呕···············
俺们技术质量部的部长在俺身边·········俺忍住了···········
我想,当时我的表情一定是可以吓倒人的········
接下来········
什么《绣红旗》·······《共产党员好比种子》········《南泥湾》·········《迎风飘扬的旗》···········@#%^%*&O((_)^)+_^^$!@%·······················
俺就那么听着·············心里面一直在狂草泥马·············
演员们的表演十分卖力············
场面也算可以·········可以看得出··········都他娘的花了本钱的·········
一个大合唱·········俺估算了一下俺们单位的········
少说得花20来万···········
来回车马费········伙食费·······乐队的费用·······关键是道具和服装··········我靠··········大手笔啊··········
女装全是晚礼服·············男装也是礼服···········别的不知道·······每个人的鞋子都是500元左右的·····领带一条都在300以上·············妈的····钱花了就是效果不一样·········
大概是在唱《绣红旗》的时候吧·········
老子也不知道是怎么回事·······也许是配乐很专业···········也许是MM们很养眼·········也许是她们太投入········居然能唱的声泪俱下·········
我就FUCK U啊·····················“SB,那是假的,即便江竹筠活到现在,当下社会的情形也绝不是她所追求的·········”
最令人神奇的是在那首什么“泥巴裹满裤腿”的歌曲里············名字俺忘了············有一句俺听见了·········“在征服宇宙的大军里 ,那默默奉献的就是我”···········
俺就想不通啊······你征服你MB好不啦···············
宇宙········你丫还想征服谁···················干死你·······
即便是这样··········
俺们单位的的节目得了一等奖··············是大合唱《迎风飘扬的旗》··········
俺们头儿很高兴··········晚上招呼大家一起吃饭··········
20好几桌啊·············
席间的很多应酬就不赘述了·············
俺想说的事情是···········
在出酒店往回走的路上············
一个同事哼哼这首歌曲··················俺居然也不自觉的哼起来了···········
一直到分开坐车回家···········我才意识到俺刚刚居然在唱SB红歌················
悲催啊···········
俺反省了一路·················痛骂自己的愚蠢···········无耻·················
这里面究竟是怎么回事···俺也想清楚了············不愿多说···········
反正,身处匪国,我们每个人身上都有匪文化的烙印············
一定要时时刻刻的提醒自己不能沉伦···········
否则哪天被自己河蟹了都还在梦中···············那就是人生的绝对悲剧了·························
不想放过自己··········
发个帖子···········把俺今天这个很恶心的行为刻在帖子上············
以省自己·················